Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Habits of A Highly Effective Eating Infant

Posted on January 31, 2011 by

A baby’s weight is expected to double between birth and five months.  My powerhouse eating preemie is on pace to accomplish this in about two months.  The medical professionals might say it has something to do with his special high-calorie … Continue reading →

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Things I’m Convinced My Child is Thinking While Defecating

Posted on January 27, 2011 by

My child recently turned five weeks old and was born six weeks premature.  Despite these statistics, I’m rather sure that I can already detect a preternatural intellect.  His genius is most on display when he is in the process of defecation.  The … Continue reading →

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Lullabies for the Lullaby Challenged

Posted on January 21, 2011 by

Staring at my alert child at 3:00 AM this morning, two things occurred to me: my little guy needed a gentle lullaby to help him sleep and I don’t know any lullabies.  I couldn’t let my lack of intimacy with … Continue reading →

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A child a child, a child is born

Posted on January 20, 2011 by

I have a child.  He sleeps and eats and defecates and urinates.  I trust that one day he’ll do all sorts of fun things that will inspire me to fill up this page with amusing, but not trite, stories.  I … Continue reading →

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